Fuck You Mark Hurd!

The truth is out – Mark Hurd’s Letter: womanizer, douchebag, cheater. And the world’s worst pickup lines.

FUMH — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 20:52:00 +0000

Well well no surprise, no surprise at all. Jodie Fisher long-secret letter was released last week. It shows that Mark Hurd, in addition to being a prick in general, is a womanizer and sleazeball. Don’t take my word for it, you can read all about it here. I’m no lawyer, but was it sexual harassment? …

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RIP Steve Jobs (and why Steve was so much better than Mark Hurd)

FUMH — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 01:28:00 +0000

Steve Jobs is no longer with us. Steve worked right up to the end. And left us with a legacy. Some stars shine brighter than others, and those that do often burn out instead of fading away. Steve was one one of those stars. Thanks, Steve for what you’ve left behind. Where would …

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Goodbye Palm

used — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 22:07:11 +0000

You've probably heard by now that HP decided to kill the Palm devices running on WebOS, unless you've been living under a rock that is. The HP acquisition of Palm had "fail" written all over it from the beginning. How can it be that HP spent over $1 billion U.S. to buy Palm a little more than a year later is already throwing in the towel and killing the hardware devices associated with the WebOS? Related posts:

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Mark Hurds $100 Million Fuck You Salary last year

FUMH — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 07:10:01 +0000

Holy fucking shit, Mark Hurd is one rich asshole. According to the San Jose Mercury News, fucking Mark Hurd made $100 million dollars. Thats $100,000,000.00 for those of you who really want to feel like he makes a bit more money than you and I. Where did it come from? $14 million: HP Salary / …

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Our New Year’s Resolution: To Tell Mark Hurd to Fuck Off!!

FUMH — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 11:38:59 +0000

Welcome to 2011! It’s a new year but Mark Hurd hasn’t changed. He’s still the same penny-pinching, steal-your-job-for-his-bonus, run-your-R&D-into-the-ground, cheat on his wife asshole he’s always been So Mark, hey, Fuck You! He’s at Oracle, layin’ low. Oracle is going gangbusters, and please don’t tell me its cuz Hurd is there. The groundwork was laid …

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Hey Hurd: The Fed’s Are Coming!

FUMH — Thu, 23 Dec 2010 05:06:46 +0000

Yes we knew it would come. Mark Hurd shitty ethics and his lying-as-a-way-to-cover-up-an-affair is being investigated by the SEC for the details of his “resignation.” Awesome news! The bastard deserves to have his actions brought out into the open. The most contentious issue, which we mentioned months ago, was the disclosure that Hurd told his …

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Top Ten Best Things About Mark Hurd

FUMH — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 07:14:33 +0000

After much pondering, I have decided to make a list of the ten best things about Mark Fucking Hurd. Without further adieu: 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Related posts:Fuck You Mark Hurd, reprise, Salary Cut Edition Related posts:

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HP CEO Restores Hurd’s Paycut. So why’d ya do it Mark? Ego?

FUMH — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 03:31:45 +0000

As predicted here at FUMH, Leo Apoteker restored the Hurd-Era paycuts immediately after announcing the lastest quarterly results. Fuck You Mark Hurd! On top of that, Hurd gave everyone a bonus that equaled their pay-cut last year. So what was the net of all that? Not zero, certainly, but it wasn’t much. So with sky-high …

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Wall Street Journal: “Hurd is a lying cheating bastard”

FUMH — Sun, 07 Nov 2010 19:55:55 +0000

I don't imagine any of this will land Hurd in jail, but it sure makes him look like a sleazeball. Not that we didn't all know that! But hey Mark, FUCK YOU, eat your humble pie. Related posts:

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Goodbye Carly & Meg

used — Fri, 05 Nov 2010 05:46:10 +0000

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