Comments for Fuck You Mark Hurd!

Comment on Our New Year’s Resolution: To Tell Mark Hurd to Fuck Off!! by James Stevens

James Stevens — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 20:17:17 +0000

Prior to this whole scandal being made public, Mark “Turd” laid off 15,200 workers, imposed a 5% pay cut on all employees and removed many benefits, following the acquisition of EDS, Hurd instructed that all EDS employees should have their salaries adjusted to match the salaries of their HP counterparts, with pay cuts of as much as 20%. He himself took a base salary pay cut of 20%, but the compensation committee increased his bonus by the same amount.
In 2008, Hurd’s total compensation was $33,952,237, including a base salary of $1,450,000, stock award of $7,907,660, cash bonus of $23,931,882, and $662,695 in perquisites and other compensation.
In 2009, Hurd made a total of $24,201,448, including a base salary of $1,268,750, stock award of $6,648,092, cash bonus of $15,809,414 and $475,192 in benefits and other compensation.
SO WHY, IN GOD’S NAME, did he receive $12.2 million in severance, plus vested options and restricted stock for an estimated total of $34.6 million???!!!

I don’t want to tell Mark TURD to fuck off… I want punch him in the mouth ’til my knuckles bleed and I want back the pay cut that he made me and all the other HP employees take. I want to see him on the street like Don Ameche and Ralph Bellamy after Eddie Murphy and Dan Ackroyd put them both in the poor house in the movie “Trading Places”. THEN, AND ONLY THEN, will we be able to feel that some justice has been done.

Comment on Mark Hurds $100 Million Fuck You Salary last year by Ed C

Ed C — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 18:37:08 +0000

It just goes to show, you can take (not make) lots of money and still be a low life.

Comment on Memo to Oracle Employees: You’re Fucked! by Oracle hater

Oracle hater — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 00:40:23 +0000

Dont worry Hurd got fucked when he joined Oracle just like IBM oracle is a fucken joke to work at. The left hand has no idea what the right hand is doing. Communication is rubbish, the products are being killed by SAP Workday MSFT and others. Working at oracle is a fucking joke and is getting worse. Mmm SaaS pseudo SaaS or hosted. Oracle is lost

Comment on Our New Year’s Resolution: To Tell Mark Hurd to Fuck Off!! by robbie

robbie — Sun, 26 Jun 2011 05:37:06 +0000

This explains it:

The single most important factor in determining the climate of an organization is the top executive – Charles Galloway

Comment on Our New Year’s Resolution: To Tell Mark Hurd to Fuck Off!! by grrrr

grrrr — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 05:50:14 +0000

Hmmm, Now people in oracle have started feeling the pinch…. I wish someone kills Mark Turd.

Comment on Wall Street Journal: “Hurd is a lying cheating bastard” by Lisa Stokes

Lisa Stokes — Wed, 11 May 2011 17:34:57 +0000

If you are ever contacted by Wall Street Journal just ignore them; don’t bother providing interview or any other info to a WSJ correspondent, cause WSJ will take all your info and data and will provide you with no credits in their article whatsoever.

Comment on Our New Year’s Resolution: To Tell Mark Hurd to Fuck Off!! by someone

someone — Thu, 05 May 2011 17:11:31 +0000

no updates?

Comment on About by Fired HPEmployee

Fired HPEmployee — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 18:29:13 +0000

FUCK YOU HP, FEEL HOW NICE IS BEEN FUCKED ALL THE TIME AND GET NO BONUS!!!! HP IN BRAZIL IS WORSE THAN CORRUPTION, DRUGS AND EVERYTHING ALSE!!! A BIG WAST OF TIME!

EVEN THE PAYMENT WAS TOO POOR FOR OUR MARKET AND KEEPING TELLING US THAT THEY’RE PAYING ABOVE MARKET HAHAHAHA

SLEEP WITH DEVILS ASSHOLES!!!

ONE THING STILL THE SAME IN ANY COUNTRY: NO ETHICS, NO COMMINTMENT WITH CUSTOMER AND US, EMPLOYEES. THAT’S HP WAY OF LIFE! FUCK YOU HP, BUT DON’T USE ANY VASELINE TO MAKE IT CONFORTIBLE ASSHOLES!!!!

Comment on Our New Year’s Resolution: To Tell Mark Hurd to Fuck Off!! by Fired HPEmployee

Fired HPEmployee — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 17:42:49 +0000

I think CEOs like him, are a perfect picture of how a bastard mother fucker asshole should be formed. A work for HP since september but, I was a EDS employee that has my future jeopardised by thsese assholes left, in EDS legacy, those dushbags hasn’t find a way to work properly and busted our ass all the way to make some bonus, to protect their lifestyle and put workers on line to be cutted out. With no solid reason for doing this. I’m frusted, pissed off and believing that HP way of work was worse than a work with garbage collection…stupid bosses, stupid people responsable for a lot of hard workers that have been cut since september when HP assumed to officially own a EDS filieded in Brazil.

Comment on HP CEO Restores Hurd’s Paycut. So why’d ya do it Mark? Ego? by Brian M

Brian M — Wed, 22 Dec 2010 08:09:51 +0000

Actually I’m already hearing that people are being told the pay cut *may* apply to them if they hit a “P” or better on their December focal point review. Also heard rumor of a another batch of layoffs (in the thousands). Good times, it’s like playing a low-paying version of the tv show Survivor.