Tag Archive: mark hurd

Oct
26

California: Tell Carly Fiorina and Meg Whitman to Fuck Off

Before there was Mark Hurd, there was Carly. Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Except the witch didn’t die! She went on to be the economic advisor to John McCain’s ill fated campaign. Great fucking idea John. She couldn’t run HP, what made you think she could give advice in the midst of the greatest economic …

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Oct
05

Sun Microsystems, You’re On-Deck to get Fucked (See Hurd & EDS aquisition)

Boy, I’d sure hate to be an employee of Sun Microsystems. A company once known for their hardware prowess, bought by a flashy “software” company that surely has little appreciation for what they do. Now, Oracle brings in Mark Hurd. If I were a Sun employee, I sure could see the writing on the wall, …

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Sep
24

FUMH Rumor Mill: HP to choose Bradley as next CEO

Org charts are flying around the senior offices at HP. Imagine this: the last two CEO’s for HP came from the outside. Now internal candidates are the hands-on favorites, and the players in waiting have been there for over 10 years.

The ones not selected won’t wait any longer…

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Sep
19

Top 20 Things That Oracle Employees Can Look Forward to Now That Mark Hurd Is There

Mark Hurd is scheduled to talk at the Oracle World conference on September 20th, so it looks like his “job” @ Oracle is about to start. Here are the Top 20 Things That Oracle Employees Can Look Forward to Now That Mark Hurd Is There… 20.Look for more articles about Oracle and Mark coming from …

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Sep
07

Memo to Oracle Employees: You’re Fucked!

Oracle employees have done an amazing job creating a fantastic technology company. They even decided to take on HP and IBM. Their reward? Mark Fucking Hurd.

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