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Jan
05

The truth is out – Mark Hurd’s Letter: womanizer, douchebag, cheater. And the world’s worst pickup lines.

Well well no surprise, no surprise at all. Jodie Fisher long-secret letter was released last week. It shows that Mark Hurd, in addition to being a prick in general, is a womanizer and sleazeball. Don’t take my word for it, you can read all about it here. I’m no lawyer, but was it sexual harassment? …

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Oct
06

RIP Steve Jobs (and why Steve was so much better than Mark Hurd)

Steve Jobs is no longer with us.  Steve worked right up to the end.  And left us with a legacy.  Some stars shine brighter than others, and those that do often burn out instead of fading away. Steve was one one of those stars.   Thanks, Steve for what you’ve left behind.    Where would …

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Dec
07

Top Ten Best Things About Mark Hurd

After much pondering, I have decided to make a list of the ten best things about Mark Fucking Hurd. Without further adieu: 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

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Nov
07

Wall Street Journal: “Hurd is a lying cheating bastard”

I don’t imagine any of this will land Hurd in jail, but it sure makes him look like a sleazeball. Not that we didn’t all know that! But hey Mark, FUCK YOU, eat your humble pie.

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Nov
03

Fuck You Mark Hurd, reprise, Salary Cut Edition

Hey Mark Hurd, Fuck You. Fuck you for cutting salaries by 5% at HP and then collecting an extra $10 million bonus after you “cut” your $1 million salary by 20%. That’s an extra $9,800,000 you got for fucking us! What did that fucking do? Cause some folks to default on their house? Perhaps? Reduce …

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