Tag Archive: hp

Jan
05

The truth is out – Mark Hurd’s Letter: womanizer, douchebag, cheater. And the world’s worst pickup lines.

Well well no surprise, no surprise at all. Jodie Fisher long-secret letter was released last week. It shows that Mark Hurd, in addition to being a prick in general, is a womanizer and sleazeball. Don’t take my word for it, you can read all about it here. I’m no lawyer, but was it sexual harassment? …

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Oct
06

RIP Steve Jobs (and why Steve was so much better than Mark Hurd)

Steve Jobs is no longer with us.  Steve worked right up to the end.  And left us with a legacy.  Some stars shine brighter than others, and those that do often burn out instead of fading away. Steve was one one of those stars.   Thanks, Steve for what you’ve left behind.    Where would …

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Nov
03

Fuck You Mark Hurd, reprise, Salary Cut Edition

Hey Mark Hurd, Fuck You. Fuck you for cutting salaries by 5% at HP and then collecting an extra $10 million bonus after you “cut” your $1 million salary by 20%. That’s an extra $9,800,000 you got for fucking us! What did that fucking do? Cause some folks to default on their house? Perhaps? Reduce …

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Oct
26

California: Tell Carly Fiorina and Meg Whitman to Fuck Off

Before there was Mark Hurd, there was Carly. Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Except the witch didn’t die! She went on to be the economic advisor to John McCain’s ill fated campaign. Great fucking idea John. She couldn’t run HP, what made you think she could give advice in the midst of the greatest economic …

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Oct
05

For Side Effects, Ask Your Apotheker

Ask your Apltheker (Pharmacist) for side effects. Here are some questions that we’d like to ask our Apotheker.

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