Tag Archive: Hp ceo

Jan
05

The truth is out – Mark Hurd’s Letter: womanizer, douchebag, cheater. And the world’s worst pickup lines.

Well well no surprise, no surprise at all. Jodie Fisher long-secret letter was released last week. It shows that Mark Hurd, in addition to being a prick in general, is a womanizer and sleazeball. Don’t take my word for it, you can read all about it here. I’m no lawyer, but was it sexual harassment? …

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Oct
26

California: Tell Carly Fiorina and Meg Whitman to Fuck Off

Before there was Mark Hurd, there was Carly. Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Except the witch didn’t die! She went on to be the economic advisor to John McCain’s ill fated campaign. Great fucking idea John. She couldn’t run HP, what made you think she could give advice in the midst of the greatest economic …

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Sep
23

Say It Isn’t So, Paul!

I was deeply saddened and outraged to see that Paul McCartney has made a deal with HP to digitize his library. Paul, this is not the revolution that most of us expected. I have to believe that John and George would be at least disappointed that you would align yourself with a company like HP.  …

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Sep
20

HP Reaches Settlement With Mark Hurd

It seems that HP and Mark Hurd have settled the lawsuit allowing him to go to Oracle.  MSNBC reported that Mark will pay about $30 Million. I’ve seen various reports with different numbers. Thank you to the board for this gutless move.  While analyists will speculate that this was done to limit the media circus …

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Aug
31

Results of the FUMH Poll (Hint: Most people say Fuck You Mark!)

A few weeks ago we put together a poll here at FUMH to see what people thought of Hurd getting fired and where things would go from there.  Lets take a look back. For those new to the site, you can visit the poll here .  This is a very scientific poll:  We have randomly …

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