Dec
22
Yes we knew it would come. Mark Hurd shitty ethics and his lying-as-a-way-to-cover-up-an-affair is being investigated by the SEC for the details of his “resignation.” Awesome news! The bastard deserves to have his actions brought out into the open. The most contentious issue, which we mentioned months ago, was the disclosure that Hurd told his …
Dec
07
After much pondering, I have decided to make a list of the ten best things about Mark Fucking Hurd. Without further adieu: 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Nov
23
As predicted here at FUMH, Leo Apoteker restored the Hurd-Era paycuts immediately after announcing the lastest quarterly results. Fuck You Mark Hurd! On top of that, Hurd gave everyone a bonus that equaled their pay-cut last year. So what was the net of all that? Not zero, certainly, but it wasn’t much. So with sky-high …
Nov
07
I don’t imagine any of this will land Hurd in jail, but it sure makes him look like a sleazeball. Not that we didn’t all know that! But hey Mark, FUCK YOU, eat your humble pie.
Nov
04
The voters have spoken.
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