FUMH

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Date registered: October 12, 2009

Latest posts

  1. The truth is out – Mark Hurd’s Letter: womanizer, douchebag, cheater. And the world’s worst pickup lines. — January 5, 2012
  2. RIP Steve Jobs (and why Steve was so much better than Mark Hurd) — October 6, 2011
  3. Mark Hurds $100 Million Fuck You Salary last year — August 29, 2011
  4. Our New Year’s Resolution: To Tell Mark Hurd to Fuck Off!! — January 14, 2011
  5. Hey Hurd: The Fed’s Are Coming! — December 22, 2010

Most commented posts

  1. Fuck You Mark Hurd! — 57 comments
  2. Lets have fun with Mark Hurd, make FUMH #1 on Google! — 18 comments
  3. Poll Results: What do you think of Mark Hurd? — 17 comments
  4. The “Scoop” on Mark “Darth Turd” Hurd’s Departure — 12 comments
  5. Vote: What’s your opinion on the Mark Hurd Scandal!? — 12 comments

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Dec
07

Top Ten Best Things About Mark Hurd

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After much pondering, I have decided to make a list of the ten best things about Mark Fucking Hurd. Without further adieu: 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

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Nov
23

HP CEO Restores Hurd’s Paycut. So why’d ya do it Mark? Ego?

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As predicted here at FUMH, Leo Apoteker restored the Hurd-Era paycuts immediately after announcing the lastest quarterly results. Fuck You Mark Hurd! On top of that, Hurd gave everyone a bonus that equaled their pay-cut last year. So what was the net of all that? Not zero, certainly, but it wasn’t much. So with sky-high …

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Nov
07

Wall Street Journal: “Hurd is a lying cheating bastard”

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I don’t imagine any of this will land Hurd in jail, but it sure makes him look like a sleazeball. Not that we didn’t all know that! But hey Mark, FUCK YOU, eat your humble pie.

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Nov
03

Fuck You Mark Hurd, reprise, Salary Cut Edition

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Hey Mark Hurd, Fuck You. Fuck you for cutting salaries by 5% at HP and then collecting an extra $10 million bonus after you “cut” your $1 million salary by 20%. That’s an extra $9,800,000 you got for fucking us! What did that fucking do? Cause some folks to default on their house? Perhaps? Reduce …

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Oct
27

Mark Hurd and Larry Ellison: Biggest CEO crybabies of all time!

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Larry & Mark: A terrible job-killing two headed monster

Oh beware the terrible job-killing two-headed monster of Mark “Darth Turd” Hurd and Larry “Tiny Harry” Ellison. Now they’re crying about HP’s new CEO. Get a life crybabies!

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