FUMH

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Date registered: October 12, 2009

Latest posts

  1. The truth is out – Mark Hurd’s Letter: womanizer, douchebag, cheater. And the world’s worst pickup lines. — January 5, 2012
  2. RIP Steve Jobs (and why Steve was so much better than Mark Hurd) — October 6, 2011
  3. Mark Hurds $100 Million Fuck You Salary last year — August 29, 2011
  4. Our New Year’s Resolution: To Tell Mark Hurd to Fuck Off!! — January 14, 2011
  5. Hey Hurd: The Fed’s Are Coming! — December 22, 2010

Most commented posts

  1. Fuck You Mark Hurd! — 57 comments
  2. Lets have fun with Mark Hurd, make FUMH #1 on Google! — 18 comments
  3. Poll Results: What do you think of Mark Hurd? — 17 comments
  4. The “Scoop” on Mark “Darth Turd” Hurd’s Departure — 12 comments
  5. Vote: What’s your opinion on the Mark Hurd Scandal!? — 12 comments

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Jan
05

The truth is out – Mark Hurd’s Letter: womanizer, douchebag, cheater. And the world’s worst pickup lines.

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Well well no surprise, no surprise at all. Jodie Fisher long-secret letter was released last week. It shows that Mark Hurd, in addition to being a prick in general, is a womanizer and sleazeball. Don’t take my word for it, you can read all about it here. I’m no lawyer, but was it sexual harassment? …

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Oct
06

RIP Steve Jobs (and why Steve was so much better than Mark Hurd)

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Steve Jobs is no longer with us.  Steve worked right up to the end.  And left us with a legacy.  Some stars shine brighter than others, and those that do often burn out instead of fading away. Steve was one one of those stars.   Thanks, Steve for what you’ve left behind.    Where would …

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Aug
29

Mark Hurds $100 Million Fuck You Salary last year

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Mark Hurd's 2010 Take-Home Pay: $100 Million. Not a bad salary.

Holy fucking shit, Mark Hurd is one rich asshole. According to the San Jose Mercury News,  fucking Mark Hurd made $100 million dollars. Thats $100,000,000.00 for those of you who really want to feel like he makes a bit more money than you and I. Where did it come from? $14 million:  HP Salary / …

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Jan
14

Our New Year’s Resolution: To Tell Mark Hurd to Fuck Off!!

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Welcome to 2011! It’s a new year but Mark Hurd hasn’t changed. He’s still the same penny-pinching, steal-your-job-for-his-bonus, run-your-R&D-into-the-ground, cheat on his wife asshole he’s always been So Mark, hey, Fuck You! He’s at Oracle, layin’ low. Oracle is going gangbusters, and please don’t tell me its cuz Hurd is there. The groundwork was laid …

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Dec
22

Hey Hurd: The Fed’s Are Coming!

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Yes we knew it would come. Mark Hurd shitty ethics and his lying-as-a-way-to-cover-up-an-affair is being investigated by the SEC for the details of his “resignation.” Awesome news! The bastard deserves to have his actions brought out into the open. The most contentious issue, which we mentioned months ago, was the disclosure that Hurd told his …

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