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Aug
29

Mark Hurds $100 Million Fuck You Salary last year

Mark Hurd's 2010 Take-Home Pay:  $100 Million.  Not a bad salary.

A cool $100 million in cash. "Pass the Grey Poupon, bitches!"

Holy fucking shit, Mark Hurd is one rich asshole.

According to the San Jose Mercury News,  fucking Mark Hurd made $100 million dollars.

Thats $100,000,000.00 for those of you who really want to feel like he makes a bit more money than you and I.

Where did it come from?

$14 million:  HP Salary / Severance

$30 million:  HP stock exercise (good move Turdy, u knew it was going to tank after you strangled it!)

$78.4 million:  Oracle pay and bonus

Holy shit.  These CEO’s get paid way too much.  How does Hurd deserve one hundred times more in one year than most folks make in a lifetime?

Bullshit I say, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

So hey, Turdy, you may have all the money.

But you’re still a prick with no friends.  None here cuz as we like to say:

FUCK YOU MARK HURD!

 

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1 comment

  1. Ed C says:

    It just goes to show, you can take (not make) lots of money and still be a low life.

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