call me notfollowingthehurd
i’m just an average joe who enjoys a cup of joe.
Call me Joe the Engineer with a cupa joe.
i don’t hate Mark Hurd. I don’t hate anyone.
I just want to let Mark know one thing, and that is, “Hey Mark, FUCK YOU!”
maybe my outpouring of compassion will make him treat us better. who fucking cares.
I started this site early in 2009 when I was particularly pissed at The Hurdinator. It was probably after he cut my pay and benefits by 20%. Fucking asshole. Then gave himself a raise. Fucking double-asshole. So it’s a bit of a ranting holiday. I hope you enjoy it.
Want to help? The goal of FuckYouMarkHurd.com is to have this site, telling Mark to Fuck Off, be the number one listing on Google.com when someone types in “Mark Hurd.”
So tell your friends about this site. When you are blogging or leaving comments, leave a link to this site. We can all work together in our own small little ways to spread the message. And what is that message?
It is simple, “Hey Mark, Fuck You!”
got a beef? Send me an email! We are always looking for authors to write content for the blog. If you’d like to write anything, just email it my way and I can post it. If you’d like to contribute regularly, we can setup an account for you to do so. Funny and angry content is A-OK, as is gossip and news. I just ask that you stick to the facts and and not use any hateful or incendiary language.
send me an email at fumh@fuckyoumarkhurd.com
20 comments
Fired HPEmployee says:
March 22, 2011 at 11:29 am (UTC -8 )
FUCK YOU HP, FEEL HOW NICE IS BEEN FUCKED ALL THE TIME AND GET NO BONUS!!!! HP IN BRAZIL IS WORSE THAN CORRUPTION, DRUGS AND EVERYTHING ALSE!!! A BIG WAST OF TIME!
EVEN THE PAYMENT WAS TOO POOR FOR OUR MARKET AND KEEPING TELLING US THAT THEY’RE PAYING ABOVE MARKET HAHAHAHA
SLEEP WITH DEVILS ASSHOLES!!!
ONE THING STILL THE SAME IN ANY COUNTRY: NO ETHICS, NO COMMINTMENT WITH CUSTOMER AND US, EMPLOYEES. THAT’S HP WAY OF LIFE! FUCK YOU HP, BUT DON’T USE ANY VASELINE TO MAKE IT CONFORTIBLE ASSHOLES!!!!
adriano says:
December 17, 2010 at 12:05 pm (UTC -8 )
i like this site!
I worked for that company a few years back and was forced to carry out unethical practices against employees. my manager at the time (david sanders) had the same ethic as Mark – cut throat. no rhyme or reason for the behavior. the management at hp dont follow the standards of business conduct. i was eventually fired for carrying out davids orders…
FUMH says:
December 7, 2010 at 1:08 am (UTC -8 )
Ah lovely idea – go for it! Better to ship it home first, then repackage so its truly anonymous, and you can add a card for the fuckers! :)
lolabum says:
December 3, 2010 at 3:43 pm (UTC -8 )
I want to buy two mugs and send them to Mark at Larry at Oracle. Will they be able to track the purchaser if I pay through Paypal? Please tell me I’m not too late and someone hasn’t already done this ;o)
Poor People... says:
October 4, 2010 at 9:17 am (UTC -8 )
LOL I’m laughing at all these fucking dumbass poor HP employees. Stop getting upset because all of you are too fucking stupid to be C-level.
Idiot Mark Hurd says:
September 21, 2010 at 1:03 am (UTC -8 )
Thank you Mark Hurd for being cast as the stupidest CEO (as if we didn’t know). The article “Eight Boneheaded Blunders by America’s Biggest CEOs”
Karma Police says:
September 12, 2010 at 9:11 pm (UTC -8 )
HP VOW survey should have asked how many people do another job to help pay the bills !
What’s good about working at HP – FUCK ALL
FUCK YOU HP FUCK YOU MARK HURD
alexvd says:
September 12, 2010 at 6:42 am (UTC -8 )
It is amaznin how the guys on cloud above( management) are pleading for a good rating on the VOW results. HP guys will know whati cam talkking bout. Q3 resutls were great and what do the employees get.. Nothing.. Amaazing how HP keeps making money and employees keep getting pooerer .. I know many employees who are in severe financial debts because of pay cuts and fucked up HP policies..
FUMH says:
September 8, 2010 at 1:08 am (UTC -8 )
Man I love this site……and FUMH you jackass!! I hope HP sues your ass for breach of contract re Oracle. I hope we get back every penny of that 50 million they paid you to walk.
FUMH!
HPBastards says:
August 26, 2010 at 8:31 am (UTC -8 )
HP BASTARD – BASTARD HP WHO PLAYED BAD POLITICAL GAMES WITH MARK HARD AND IS STILL PLAYING WITH EMPLOYEES . BASTARD FUCK YOU BASTARD HP FOR BUYING 3PAR AND NOT PLANING TO PAY SALARY HIKE FOR NEXT YEAR TOO .
FUCK YOU BASTARD HP
HP I FUCK YOU BASRARD HP FOR CHEATING EMPLOYEES AN MARK HURS AND BLAMING EVEVRYTHING ON MARK HURD
FUCK YOU BASTARD HP
HPBastarda says:
August 26, 2010 at 8:16 am (UTC -8 )
HP BASTARD – BASTARD HP WHO PLAYED BAD POLITICAL GAMES WITH MARK HARD AND IS STILL PLAYING WITH EMPLOYEES . BASTARD FUCK YOU BASTARD HP FOR BUYING 3PAR AND NOT PLANING TO PAY SALARY HIKE FOR NEXT YEAR TOO .
FUCK YOU BASTARD HP
HP I FUCK YOU BASRARD HP FOR CHEATING EMPLOYEES AN MARK HURS AND BLAMING EVEVRYTHING ON MARK HURD
FUCK YOU BASTARD HP
Joe says:
August 23, 2010 at 3:36 pm (UTC -8 )
The state of Corporate America is shameless. CEO’s are above the law and they get paid for it.
FUMH says:
August 18, 2010 at 12:26 am (UTC -8 )
You guys are awesome! Don’t be ashamed to quote me! :)
HP Intern says:
August 17, 2010 at 7:21 pm (UTC -8 )
haha I use to be an intern at HP UK.
This site is soo funny, im guessing your a employee/former employee.
When I was at HP, it was soo tight, people hated their lives and their were no perks.
Marky Mark was suckin up all the fun while other got shat on.
FUCK YOU MARK TURD
CFTC HP says:
August 17, 2010 at 3:57 pm (UTC -8 )
Late discovery of your site, sadly. But you have many european friends who started the web fight against MH back in 2005, with 121 topics so far : http://hpwfr.blogspot.com
You have a FUMH image on first page now.
someguy says:
August 15, 2010 at 4:54 pm (UTC -8 )
right on ! Fuck Mark Hurd and fuck HP !
Peter Pan says:
August 12, 2010 at 9:12 pm (UTC -8 )
Did you know Marky Mark have hired a PR bureau to take care of his diminishing reputation? (that’s one of the good things of receiving a $40.000.000 F.O. bonus for embarrassing HP as he did).
Try to take a look at Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Hurd
and get a good laugh of how they have doctored the page!
FUMH says:
August 11, 2010 at 6:48 pm (UTC -8 )
LOL!
TSOL says:
August 12, 2010 at 12:19 am (UTC -8 )
If you haven’t had the treat, check out Mark’s girlfriend’s jewels!
http://www.ultimate-celebs.com/title/308/Sheer-Passion/?from=celeb&from_value=445
dunebuggy says:
August 10, 2010 at 11:10 pm (UTC -8 )
I’m an HP employee for 4 years now, oh how I laughed on Friay when this all broke out. Monday was pretty funny too all buzzing with this great news. Glad the shit has gone