Results of the FUMH Poll (Hint: Most people say Fuck You Mark!)

A few weeks ago we put together a poll here at FUMH to see what people thought of Hurd getting fired and where things would go from there.  Lets take a look back.
For those new to the site, you can visit the poll here .  This is a very scientific poll:  We have randomly selected [...]

Jodie F says she’s “surprised” Hurdy Turdy lost his job

This is Jodie.  She’s a female.  She brought down Mark Hurd
I wonder what she thinks these days.  In the end, Mark got $40 million to walk away from the job.  Lucky I say, as he was the worst CEO I’ve ever worked for.  Fuck You Mark.  Fuck you for cutting my pay 20% after you [...]

Mark Hurd, “America’s Most Toxic CEO”

Another Blogger, Damien Saunders over at the tastefully named DamienSaunders.net, has been ranting about Mark Hurd ever since he gave ever HP employee a pay-cut, cut his own base salary, but proceeded to increase his bonus by 400%. Nice to be the CEO and also your own boss as Chairman of the Board. [...]

Vote: What’s your opinion on the Mark Hurd Scandal!?

Stop back later for more FUMH polls!

Later this afternoon I’m going to post additional polls. Post in comments on some polls you’d like to see. “Mark Hurd’s Worst moments” (was the pay cut the worst?). Things you’ll miss most about Hurd. Why you think he got fired. Etc

The “Scoop” on Mark “Darth Turd” Hurd’s Departure

Well, after reading a few articles, I wonder if we’ll ever know what Mark Hurd did!
I’ll summarize for everyone following along at home (should I make a slide deck?):
SUMMARY / FACTS:
- Hurd is seen as very successful as CEO by outsiders
- Hurd is CEO and Chairman of the Board
- Board launched investigation into [...]

Lets have fun with Mark Hurd, make FUMH #1 on Google!

Since good ol’ boy Mark Hurd got himself laid-off, we’ve been getting a lot of traffic here at Fuckyoumarkhurd.com.  Something like 800 folks have stopped by in the last 3 hours!
Which is awesome!
I hope everyone is out celebrating his departure!  What a day!  What news!  It’s almost like the whole world is telling Mark to [...]

Fucked by Mark Hurd Again – FUCK YOU MARK!

Mark is finally gone, and now HP stock goes DOWN 10%?
Thanks for the parting gift Marky-Mark.  Fuck You!
How about all those people at EDS you let go?  How are they doing?  The guy who lost his job but was asked to work a weekend before he got fired to train his outsourced replacement?  Nice.
I hope [...]

Holy Shit He’s Gone! And look how! Fuck You Mark!

if you haven’t heard the news, what the fuck are you doing here?  Go read about it!  Hurdy Turdy got the ax.  Violated his own rules and got fired by the lawyer he brought in as “executive council.”
Ding Dong The Hurdy Turdy Is Dead!
How’s it feel to fall on your sword for the good of [...]

Fuck You Mark Hurd!